Dickman's Thoughts

Jul 31
theerrantcharm:

Dragon Tree

theerrantcharm:

Dragon Tree

Jul 31

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

Jul 31
Jul 31
fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

Jul 31
wavy-crockett:

danborghini:

guwopbaby:

romamp:

walksl-kerain:

glitterweave:

#college

Reasons I’ve almost died

:(

Jungle juice

The only juice that matters

Throw some xans in there. Have everybody turnt

wavy-crockett:

danborghini:

guwopbaby:

romamp:

walksl-kerain:

glitterweave:

#college

Reasons I’ve almost died

:(

Jungle juice

The only juice that matters

Throw some xans in there. Have everybody turnt

Jul 31

styleyourbody:

pea-nut-fit:

motiveweight:

nutrientnatalie:

wow

Posting again as a reminder of what’s possible…

wow

H O L Y S H I T

Jul 31
basemant:

if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23

basemant:

if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23

Jul 31
Jul 31
Jul 31

smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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Jul 31

mami-chulaaa:

soul-assassins:

Yoo 😂😂

Nooooooooo!!!!!

Jul 31

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

Jul 31
Jul 31

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

Jul 31
99funnyquotes:

Canada during The Purge

99funnyquotes:

Canada during The Purge