Dickman's Thoughts

Jul 26

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

Jul 26

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept.   (via 1112pm)
Jul 26
buttchunks:

A living legend.

buttchunks:

A living legend.

Jul 26
Jul 26

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

Jul 25

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

Jul 25

rocketumbl:

All the Weapons

Jul 25

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

Jul 25

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

Jul 25

tenrose-s:

Bonus: 

Jul 25

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

Jul 25

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

Jul 25
catholicschoolqueen:

BYE
Jul 25

burgertv:

Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed

Jul 25